A Cuppa Joe, Friday

The FBI has sent out a flyer to coffee shops to be alert for terrorists.  Signs for suspecting someone of being a terrorist include paying cash... for a cup of coffee!(the horror... the horror!)  Other useful signs are "a preoccupation with mapping and photos of travel routes, sporting venues, and population centers"  In other words, using Google Maps, Google Earth, etc.Also included is reading news about terrorism and politics.  You know, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, (If you read FOX, I think they just shoot you, right there).  And don't use AOL, that's a tell of a terrorist too.(no really, don't use AOL.  It sucks)  Don't shop on line and try to keep that Paypal account secret.  That's a no no.  Don't buy food in bulk(sorry Sam's, sorry Costco).  So if you work in a coffee shop, or anywhere, or just don't like your neighbors dog barking all fucking night long...just call the FBI.  They'll be sure to cheat...I mean treat ya' right.