A Cuppa Joe, Friday

The FBI has sent out a flyer to coffee shops to be alert for terrorists.  Signs for suspecting someone of being a terrorist include paying cash... for a cup of coffee!(the horror... the horror!)  Other useful signs are "a preoccupation with mapping and photos of travel routes, sporting venues, and population centers"  In other words, using Google Maps, Google Earth, etc.Also included is reading news about terrorism and politics.  You know, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, (If you read FOX, I think they just shoot you, right there).  And don't use AOL, that's a tell of a terrorist too.(no really, don't use AOL.  It sucks)  Don't shop on line and try to keep that Paypal account secret.  That's a no no.  Don't buy food in bulk(sorry Sam's, sorry Costco).  So if you work in a coffee shop, or anywhere, or just don't like your neighbors dog barking all fucking night long...just call the FBI.  They'll be sure to cheat...I mean treat ya' right.

FAST & FURIOUS II: THE DYING CONTINUES

Oh my!  There seems to be another death of an ICE agent as a result of FF.  Only the DOJ denies it was FF.  It was a program similar to, but definitely wasn't FF.  Texas recently sentenced Manuel Barba for trafficking a gun that was used by a Mexican drug cartel to ambush, and kill ICE agent Jaime Zapata.  The most open administration ever failed to notify the Zapatas family, or his partner, who was shot but wasn't killed, that anyone had been arrested and tried for the crime.  In fact, the DOJ has denied the families FOIA requests for information about the shooting.